It is a shitty day in Easter Iowa. There’s rain everywhere, and it is overcast and cloudy. I’m having trouble staying motivated and I’m pissed off that I cant seem to find an action replay for my Playstation 2. I’m thinking I should just go home and call it quits, but no I’m headed back to the office to endure more pain. I hope my burrito tastes as good as it smells, that will be the highlight of my day. listen

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The snow sucks, the wind blows, you’re a whore suck my balls. listen

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This is Sunday. Tomorrow is Monday. Fuck cats.

I want to be able to link both my paypal debit card and my wifes to the same checking account. We’ve shared a checking account for years, and by not being able to link both of our cards to that account limits the purchases I can make with my card, since mine is linked to a checking account with little to no balance. Every time I go to pay for something and there isn’t enough funds in my paypal account, I have to select use credit card as a backup funding source, and I get your annoying prompt telling me the benefits of using a bank account as a backup.

To make matters more insulting, you don’t allow a credit card to be a permanent backup source unless its your own.

I’ve dealt with this for years but I figured by now you would have corrected this annoyance. I wish you understood that there are many couples in my situation that share accounts with their spouse and would like to benefit from using their shared checking account as a backup funding source for their paypal debit cards.

classmates.com is a great idea, but the site totally sucks. They assume every person visiting the site is a lonely single sucker with unfinished business. If all you want to do is find out what happened to a friend from years ago, be prepared to shell out some cash. Pop-ups everywhere, emails every week, ads, ads and more ads. If only there were a free alternative that did what the site is supposed to do, reunite you with friends from long ago.

I accidentally opened my wordpress editor (in imified). I meant to update my twitter status. I apoligize for wasting your time. Go back to your regular Saturday afternoon activities.

Paste whats in your clipboard right now. Heres mine:

7:38 p.m. EDT

(Bonus for anyone that knows whats taking place at that time in about a week…)

Ever notice that Nintendo puts the hottest damn chicks on the couch? I’m not even into Asian chicks and I might consider banging a few of them just for S&G’s.

http://us.wii.com/experience_gallery.jsp

Mmmmmm…

Holy god I can’t believe there is a food on this earth that tastes sooo good you could eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I’ve never done crack but I bet if a crack addict ate one they’d quit their habit and start gaining weight. I waited in line for a good 12 mins before I could tell them what I want. I can’t wait for the day when they don’t even have to ask. Thats not too far off. Ummmmm… I just wanna sit here and smell my farts.

For those of you who don’t know yet, its Tuesday May 29th. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.