Throwing stuff away

Whats the garbage collection like in your town? Here in Marion, Iowa, it sucks. You get to throw away 1 40 gallon container per week. Period. Anything more costs $1.25 per bag. What kinda crap is that? Add that to Iowa’s $.05 deposit on cans and bottles, and you get a garage full of shit. If you don’t plan ahead and buy a “garbage sticker” on a week that you might need to throw away an extra bag or 2, too bad. Those boneheaded good for nothing garbage men leave your shit right there. Put a glass bottle in the recycle bin? Expect to find it in your yard somewhere. 90% of the time they don’t even get all the garbage out of the can.

Just for s&g’s I decided to see if I could bribe one of them to take and extra shitty smelling bag by taping $2 to it. He tried to play dumb and told me the city owes me $.75. No – just keep it and buy your family dinner tonight you freaking retard. Is bribe that hard of a concept to grasp?

~ by hurtz on January 22, 2005.